Is now officially bald because she wants us to know that she is a cancer survivor. According to Carla Marinucci and Joe Garofoli of  the SF Comical this will draw on vast pools of empathy among female voters.

Wonks Anonymous supposes that she will use the life lessons that she has learned from her fully funded, no questions asked cancer treatment to continue the fight to protect us from the socialist menace of affordable health care for all.