And why does he keep calling with fantastic deals on stuff that Wonks Anonymous doesn't want.

There used to be a do not call registry and Wonks Anonymous was one of the first to get on it. Lately, however, the answering machine picks up to silence a couple dozen times a day. More in the morning and the evening.

It can't all be calls from the Tea Party folks complaining about the birth certificate.

And it isn't, as proven by a recorded carpet cleaning pitch received just last night. So Wonks Anonymous visited the do not call web site last night but that too appears to be defunct.

At least the callers have not taken an interest in Wonks Anonymous penis.